Googling the Ex-Fiancée
All women know but few of their boyfriends are aware that it is very standard for the current girlfriend to nose around and find information on the ex-girlfriend(s). This can be done many different ways. For example, via old pictures, subtle inquiries with the boyfriend’s family, the ever-so-bold asking the boyfriend upfront for dirty details or the ever-so-classic Google method.
One day, bored out of my mind, I decided to Google my boyfriend’s ex-fiancée. All I knew is that he and she dated for many years and she was a complete bitch and whore for cheating on him the day before he flew out to Boston to give her a romantic proposal in the park. Since she had a unique way of spelling her name I was hoping to find something right away like some sort of criminal/mental health record or just a picture that said “cunt” across her face. Low and behold I hit jackpot. The metro city news had done a story on her and it included a video! This bitch is getting proposed to AGAIN in a Boston park, five years later to a completely naïve asshole, and it made the fucking Boston and Minneapolis news.
Since I’m human and completely in love with my boyfriend, my heart couldn’t help but break for him as I watched the video because it was all too ironic. But this time her new guy was dressed in tights in a faggy outfit, riding a faggy horse toward her in the park, and with the absolute thickest faggy Boston accent he proposed.
I contemplated telling my boyfriend about it and when I finally did he was amazingly indifferent at the news. We laughed at the cheesy proposal and when he talked about it I heard only a twinge of “weirded-out-ness” in his voice. After hearing his reaction I could tell that I didn’t have to nose around anymore with his past girlfriends. He loves me now. He loves me because we’re like best friends but mostly he loves me because he knows that I would knee him in the balls if he ever did something as faggy and completely stupid as what we saw on the video.
Thanks ex-fiancée. I am now reaping all the benefits of the biggest mistake of your life. Bitch.
Click here to view Faggy Proposal!
One day, bored out of my mind, I decided to Google my boyfriend’s ex-fiancée. All I knew is that he and she dated for many years and she was a complete bitch and whore for cheating on him the day before he flew out to Boston to give her a romantic proposal in the park. Since she had a unique way of spelling her name I was hoping to find something right away like some sort of criminal/mental health record or just a picture that said “cunt” across her face. Low and behold I hit jackpot. The metro city news had done a story on her and it included a video! This bitch is getting proposed to AGAIN in a Boston park, five years later to a completely naïve asshole, and it made the fucking Boston and Minneapolis news.
Since I’m human and completely in love with my boyfriend, my heart couldn’t help but break for him as I watched the video because it was all too ironic. But this time her new guy was dressed in tights in a faggy outfit, riding a faggy horse toward her in the park, and with the absolute thickest faggy Boston accent he proposed.
I contemplated telling my boyfriend about it and when I finally did he was amazingly indifferent at the news. We laughed at the cheesy proposal and when he talked about it I heard only a twinge of “weirded-out-ness” in his voice. After hearing his reaction I could tell that I didn’t have to nose around anymore with his past girlfriends. He loves me now. He loves me because we’re like best friends but mostly he loves me because he knows that I would knee him in the balls if he ever did something as faggy and completely stupid as what we saw on the video.
Thanks ex-fiancée. I am now reaping all the benefits of the biggest mistake of your life. Bitch.
Click here to view Faggy Proposal!
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