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I don’t think I need to elaborate. Carl Pavano Is cool.

Talk about a Porn ‘Stache

Average show… funny bit… I think I need me an Ipod, and a Roomba.

Alright, this is a bit of a cheating post, but fuck you, I need a free pass every once in a while. Shit my dad says is the funniest damn book I have ever read. Here’s an excerpt:

On accidents: “I don’t give a shit how it happened, the window is broken… Wait why is there syrup everywhere? Okay, you know what? Now I give a shit how it happened. Let’s hear it.”

This book get’s 72 out of 72 virgins in heaven… that’s a shitload of virgins… If you’ve never heard of this, seriously consider buying this book. It’s less than $10 Bucks. Click the pic to buy.

Dear guy with the big truck… just because your vehicle is loud… doesn’t mean it’s valuable. It’s a piece of shit.
Stop compensating for your small… brain. I hate you.

PS. Go to permanent sleep.

Here it is as promised… I didn’t know the Espy’s might actually be worth watching… but apparently I missed some funny shit…