Speaking of mustache fights, here’s a clip…

Damn Jimmy, you’ve gotta to some of this stuff on your show… You’re reasonably funny doing this… Although, I have to admit I get a kick out of the mustache fights… Larry Bird’s ’stache supremacy is what it’s all about.

Holy Christ, today’s youth is so unbelievably dumb…

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Maybe if the Ipad came before Hitler’s hatred for Jews we could’ve averted a World War. I’d like to say Hitler was an intolerant prick… but he was spot on regarding the Ipad.

Gay fires one up at the buzzer, except there is still more than 5 seconds left.

This reminds me a lot of the “Magic Jumpshot” in NBA 2K9… to bad for Rudy, the game didn’t freeze up after this dumbass mistake.

This maybe part of a new series of pissed off rants, so brace yourselves.

Why are there so many dumb-ass sayings in the English language?  I was thinking about this, and decided “How the tables have turned” is quite fricken retahded.  I mean seriously…  every table I can ever recall sitting at was pretty damn symmetrical, therefore, if you turn the tables your likely sitting in front of the same shit you were before  but, you’re likely a little more pissed off. Secondly, why are you turning multiple tables? WTF? Someone better chill the hell out with the damn spinning tables… all I need is one table; I mean I know I’m fat, but if John Goodman only needs one… what kinda fatso needs two?! Maybe if I had one triangular table, then I may want another just to make the damn thing a rectangular like shape, maybe a rhombus… you know, the whole four corners bit… that’s a desirable table.  Finally, with this whole table… I get that shit on this table maybe reversed IF there was any shit on the table, but stop making sense of things, asshole.

Fuck every table right now.

Maybe this announcer should just focus on hockey, and stay out of the personal lives of these hockey players.

A fart in itself is kind of a dick move, especially if you make like a dog and pull the ol’ fart and run routine… But I managed to top this the other day, and thought the world should know.

I’ve been known to shove my hand in my fiancees fully clothed ass-crack to surprise/annoy her… and well, a couple days ago she thought  she’d return the favor… well I knew what was coming; after all, I taught her everything she knows about being a disgusting dick. Well, when her hand hit… I ripped one of those “is this a shit or fart” farts right on her hand… I almost died of laughter; the timing was wonderful… totally worth a night in the dog house.

Wow, I am the worst artist ever…. I spent like 2 hours trying to make an animation in Anime Studio… to no avail. Well.. I thought imagery would help. I’d like to thank my god awful MS paint skills.

Finally, a Fwod:

Arttard:  An arttard is someone who has developed normally, less their art skills… They stopped devoloping in 1st grade.

I am a total arttard.

Eh, I’ll try not to get too carried away… because I’m relatively unaffected emotionally by this loss as I’ve been a Vikes fan for too many years for this to wound me. Personally I see it as the Vikes had ample opportunity to get a W and move on to the Superbowl, but the offense made one hell of a team effort to give (via turnovers) this one to the Saints.

That said, there were a couple bad calls in OT… the P.I. call was suspect at best, and the first down run by Pierre Thomas was a hell of a spot considering he fumbled… and this went unaccounted for on the spot. Again, I say the Vikes blew it… but if you’re super-bitter, and want to go with it, heres a link to help you justify a “fuck you” to the NFL.

http://ballsdeepsports.com/blog/?p=180 – all about how the sport is fixed.

And finally a haiku:

I cannot believe
That they roped me in again.
The f*cking Vikings.

The haiku is taken from: http://www.dailynorseman.com/ … if sports are you’re thang, than check out this link as SBnation has a ton of great sports blogs.

- This post is for you Johnny.

I laughed… What the fuck is wrong with those kids? They wouldn’t know humor if it gave them a brain Hemorrhage.