I think the weddings off… My fiancee is finally figuring out how weird I am. Here’s a bit from our conversation tonight.
Miss Manners: “My tummy hurts…” and she makes one of those pathetic chick faces.
Me: “Do you want me to poop on it?” – A totally reasonable question / home remedy for a tummy ache
Miss Manners: “Sometimes you say really weird things.” – All Straight faced…
…I’m so misunderstood.
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