1.) What’s worse than a nekked perv? A nekked perv bangin’ the mouth of your favorite teddy bear.
2.) Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my raging chubby pushed it there.
3.) Why was my poop almost black & sticky yesterday? Because I ate 3 sleeves of Oreos.
4.) Who let the dog’s out? Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew
5.) What’s black, white, and dumb all over? This website.
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