This maybe part of a new series of pissed off rants, so brace yourselves.
Why are there so many dumb-ass sayings in the English language? I was thinking about this, and decided “How the tables have turned” is quite fricken retahded. I mean seriously… every table I can ever recall sitting at was pretty damn symmetrical, therefore, if you turn the tables your likely sitting in front of the same shit you were before but, you’re likely a little more pissed off. Secondly, why are you turning multiple tables? WTF? Someone better chill the hell out with the damn spinning tables… all I need is one table; I mean I know I’m fat, but if John Goodman only needs one… what kinda fatso needs two?! Maybe if I had one triangular table, then I may want another just to make the damn thing a rectangular like shape, maybe a rhombus… you know, the whole four corners bit… that’s a desirable table. Finally, with this whole table… I get that shit on this table maybe reversed IF there was any shit on the table, but stop making sense of things, asshole.
Fuck every table right now.
“How the tables have turned” comes from the olden days when if you accidentally sat down at the wrong spot at a table the other people in the house would turn the table and then rape the shit out of you so you remembered your place. Seriously. They would rape and rape you. It probably sucked.
The shrug at the end of this video clip is “classic” DonnyHawk.
Wow, the olden days were rough…. Shouldn’t have raped me so hard.
Lol thanks for that it made my day