Category Archives: Fwods

Politically Correct – Mulatto – FWOD

Being that the word mulatto is no longer PC my sister has suggested a new term. Marshmallow – A person of mixed race. Hmmm, well sis, that seems a little racist too… but it’s probably still better than that arrogant prick Dan Snyder leaving his football team name as the “Redskins”.  Just a side note, [...]

Funny Brew – Haikus – The Manly Bubble Bath

For a guy who tends to be a bit of a manly man (meaning I enjoy sports, beards, video games, porn, and the occasional dip into the pink) I have some feminine activities that I enjoy almost too much.  For example:  Sometimes I take myself,  my laptop, and a TV tray into the bathroom and [...]

Funny Brew – Fwod – Fake Word of Day – RGB

RGB -Are you ready to go on Break? This can be switched up in quite a few ways. Any words beginning with the letters R, G, and B. Every Variation of this means the same thing… Let’s ditch this piece of donkey covered shit. Examples:  1) Red, Gock, Blood?  2) Rag, Gunt, Boob?  3) Rat, [...]

Wiener Chase Fwod for Pecker… Manana

The ultimate weiner chase ending in a wicked nice hand job, awesome cumshot. I’ve received this indirectly through my fiancee’s mother. FWOD—- Manana – (banana but with an M) – A large penis. Example sentence – Don and John are hung like pimples, but Adam has one helluva Manana. (goddamned Indians get all the glory) [...]

Supermans Dead

A quick “tip” on how to be a dick…. Talk shit about all religions with no remorse. That being said, if you fear God but still fuck around a lot… I have found the answer for you……………………………Blankets! That dude can’t see you touching yourself unless your uncovered and your wiener is pointing towards the heavens. [...]

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