shiteaterdotcom,
was the most disgusting site,
Up no mo’ thank christ!

Shiteaterdotcom,
you scarred me for my teen life,
RIP gross site.

Jeans below your waist,
Uranus might be showing,
Bleach, or buy a belt.

Sexy Wheelbarrow haiku

If you don’t read anything else check out last years V-Day post.

And heres a Haiku for poops and pooperpimples (I’ve got a wicked painful one right now)

Chicks made this event,
Make us perfect for one day,
We fail… but good sex.

In honor of not only the best reality TV show ever, but the only good reality TV show ever (sorry Temptation Island) I thought I’d post a haiku about COPS.

Cops Haiku
White armpits Bleeding,
Drug deals have done gone awry,
Donuts… are on me.

J.H.C. I would love a day above 0 degrees farenheit… I walk outside and my nostrils freeze… My facial hair get’s all freaking Icy… and tears from the cold freeze to my face… Al Gore hates MN…

Well It’s going to be pretty damn funny when I can’t watch the Vikes get their asses handed to ‘em on Sunday because of a blackout… Jim Mora ought to make this better…

For a guy who tends to be a bit of a manly man (meaning I enjoy sports, beards, video games, porn, and the occasional dip into the pink) I have some feminine activities that I enjoy almost too much. 

So today, I’m wearing some old underwear, and I thought “What better to write about than SpongeBob Squarepants boxers?” …. So here it is, in traditional I need to get a post out style