In light of my car troubles, and due to me not be able to get Mrs. chimp attack lady’s face off of the front page of my blog fast enough… I thought I’d post a haiku about my recent car problems. Oh really Sir Paul? My Buick is broken now? Fuck you lazy clown. Christ [...]

shiteaterdotcom, was the most disgusting site, Up no mo’ thank christ! Shiteaterdotcom, you scarred me for my teen life, RIP gross site.

Jeans below your waist,Uranus might be showing,Bleach, or buy a belt.

Sexy Wheelbarrow haiku I’m so versatile, Carry your wood in good style, Wrong – hole honey child.

If you don’t read anything else check out last years V-Day post. And heres a Haiku for poops and pooperpimples (I’ve got a wicked painful one right now) Chicks made this event,Make us perfect for one day,We fail… but good sex.