So the thing that my penis goes in sent me this email forward which is just a bunch of Awkward family photos. Some of ‘em are pretty funny… This one took me a couple seconds to see that it was more than just an ugly family… I may toss a few more of these up [...]

- pic from funnybullshit.com My momma always told me if I banged my bro’s wife my dick would fall off in the toilet… and then it would be covered in shit.

Bert Blyleven Originally uploaded by Hire Jim EssianIs it Bert’s love for farting that keeps him out of the Hall of Fame? Maybe it’s his knack for f’ing things up… Whatever it is, this dude should still be in the hall. I mean if you let Mantle in, you have to let in Bert.

I wonder what the Food tastes like…. Ass?…Apparently this place is really called “The Canal”… and they need some sign work.