This Tosh.0 show is pretty funny, I’ll give him a 65/72 virgins in heaven… If you like watching good youtube clips (and you damn well better since you’re on this blog and what not) well then, you’ll love watching this dude making love to himself on screen.
It’s finally here, and the guy on the cover is _____. (Hint: it Rhymes) Anyway, it appears that the view has been fixed… and you can play from the 2k view without the framerate looking like your trying to run this game on the original Xbox… so thats on major improvement. Other things within the game are slightly improved, notably there is a major difference between elite players, and guys like Jason Kidd, Al Jefferson, and Danny Granger… these guys are good but nowhere near the level of Wade, Lebron, or Dwight Howard… and the ratings finally reflect that. There are some gameplay fixes as well which really make this a complete basketball game.
On the flip side, the menu system is so bad it makes a ruptured nut seem terrific, and the absence of an Online Franchise (like Madden) is kind of a bummer.
Overall an awesome game, and scores 67 of 72 Virgins in Heaven.
This is one of the funnier shows to come out in a while, Joel Mchale does a pretty good job of play the a-hole in the bar tonight whos constantly trying to get into the pants of Gillian Jacob (can’t say I blame him… I’d bang her). Danny Pudi covers the awkward comedy piece, Donald Glover acts as dumb jock, Chevy Chase’s character seems to lack a niche yet… and season one episode 2 is completely made by Ken Jeongs portrayal of Senor Chang… Here is another video similar to his outburst in episode 2, except less funny… sorry couldn’t hunt down the better bit. All in all this fetus of a TV show gets 64/72 virgins in heaven.
I caught this movie with the girl that I love because she ocassionally let’s me put a hot dog in her mouth. (a ballpark frank… you sick bastage). Yeah so I’m a big fan of Paul Rudd, however his character in the movie is supposed to be laaaaaaaaame… and he succeeds all too well. However the interactions with him, and Jason Segel are quite hilarious. The first 45 minutes of this movie will get your daily laughter out, and the last 45 will make you fall in love with another dude. Totally worth seeing and gets 61/72 virgins in heaven.
My hopes for Amy Poehler’s Parks and Recreation were pretty high. I think I was hoping for something similar to Thirty Rock… Well, I cracked a smile a couple times… but this pretty much sucked. It did, however, prove that women still just aren’t very funny. Hopefully it get’s better after the pilot… if it makes it much longer I still think it has potential. The Pilot gets 37/72 Virgins in Heaven.
If you’re bored, check out the pilot. If you get too bored put it on mute and pretend to squeeze Rashida Jones’s baby feeders.
I remember sometime ago posting about about a racist remark in “The Godfather” because I thought it was funny… well I think the basis of this movie was for Clint Eastwood to call as many people as he could a racial slur… right to their dumb faces… Which in all honesty made this movie fairly humorous. Also, Clint lets out quite a few scowling and growling old man grunts. Now I friggin’ love Eastwood, and the fact that he can pretty much rock the tough guy role when he’s getting pretty close to being worm food is impressive… but some of the other casting in this movie wasn’t that great… Bee Vang got some props for his role in this movie but I truly think he should stick with math as he annoyed me in several spots of the movie. The movie kinda reminds me of “Dangerous Minds” except… this is enjoyable, and often pretty funny. I’d say it’s deserving of 54 of a possible 72 virgins in heaven.
Again I’m proving to be a bit behind the times, but I’ve just recently started watching this HBO show “Flight of the Conchords” and it’s freakin great! If your annoying, (like my friends and I) and you love to make ridiculous songs out of life… well than you may want to give oral pleasure for more episodes of this. I give this show a whopping 69 of 72 virgins in heaven!
I really didnt know what to expect going into this one but was pleasantly sureprised with some good laughs. Brad Pitt is fucking awesome, and his face in the closet scene should be the new background for every computer screen. I’ll continue to make statues of Mr. Pitt’s poop as I find it much too valuable to be just tossed aside like everyone elses. Speaking of, I kinda want to get back to sculpting… The movie gets 58/72 virgins in heaven.
Click the title to watch a video for “Skinny Love” Live.
So my girlfriend went to school with this dude. So, I really tried to like this music, but to me the most impressive thing is how this guy manages to sound like he got kicked in the nad’s for extended periods of time… with no apparent nad kicking going on at all… The song “Skinny Love” is actually starting to grow on me, like some sort of weird fungus… but seriously this guy should consider using his man voice more. 36 of 72 Virgins in Heaven. If you like the thought of getting kicked in the balls, you’ll probably like this music.
Well, the title of the epsiode pretty much means that anybody who likes this site (nobody) is going to like this epsiode. It’s not so much about poop, as it is the mystery of the poop. I’ve been saying it for years… and this will reinforce the notion that: Poop is funny! 65 out of a possible 72 virgins in heaven.