Alright, this is a bit of a cheating post, but fuck you, I need a free pass every once in a while. Shit my dad says is the funniest damn book I have ever read. Here’s an excerpt: On accidents: “I don’t give a shit how it happened, the window is broken… Wait why is [...]

This Tosh.0 show is pretty funny, I’ll give him a 65/72 virgins in heaven… If you like watching good youtube clips (and you damn well better since you’re on this blog and what not) well then, you’ll love watching this dude making love to himself on screen. Tosh.0 M. Night Shyamalan Twist Ending of the [...]

It’s finally here, and the guy on the cover is _____. (Hint: it Rhymes) Anyway, it appears that the view has been fixed… and you can play from the 2k view without the framerate looking like your trying to run this game on the original Xbox… so thats on major improvement. Other things within the [...]

This is one of the funnier shows to come out in a while, Joel Mchale does a pretty good job of play the a-hole in the bar tonight whos constantly trying to get into the pants of Gillian Jacob (can’t say I blame him… I’d bang her). Danny Pudi covers the awkward comedy piece, Donald [...]

I caught this movie with the girl that I love because she ocassionally let’s me put a hot dog in her mouth. (a ballpark frank… you sick bastage).  Yeah so I’m a big fan of Paul Rudd, however his character in the movie is supposed to be laaaaaaaaame… and he succeeds all too well. However [...]