I’m really not a fan of any story such as this… but you can’t get away from it… so fuggit, here’s a joke: – Tiger Woods Joke – (pretty sure I heard this on KFAN radio) This latest incident proves Tiger is bi-racial… the black part of ‘em cheats on his wife… and the Asian [...]

Eveveryones seen this, or a variation of this commercial right? I’d like to offer an variation on this: “Every poop contains a pee.” Seriously, does anyone ever poop without draining the snake… Or clearing the cave in a woman’s case?

1.) What’s worse than a nekked perv? A nekked perv bangin’ the mouth of your favorite teddy bear. 2.) Why did the chicken cross the road?  Because my raging chubby pushed it there. 3.) Why was my poop almost black & sticky yesterday? Because I ate 3 sleeves of Oreos. 4.) Who let the dog’s [...]

So, on my way in to my apartment today, I noticed a bumper sticker on a car with handicapped tags that read: “No Jesus, No peace Know Jesus Know peace” and I thought to myself… more like… “Grow some legs a-hole.”

Whats the difference between getting a milkshake spilled on your face and having diarrhea spattered on your face? Warmth. Both are delicious.