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Posts belonging to Category 'Jokes'

Tiger Woods Joke





I’m really not a fan of any story such as this… but you can’t get away from it… so fuggit, here’s a joke:


- Tiger Woods Joke – (pretty sure I heard this on KFAN radio)

This latest incident proves Tiger is bi-racial… the black part of ‘em cheats on his wife… and the Asian part gets into car accidents.

Every Kiss Begins With Kay…. Poop jokes

Eveveryones seen this, or a variation of this commercial right?

I’d like to offer an variation on this: “Every poop contains a pee.” Seriously, does anyone ever poop without draining the snake… Or clearing the cave in a woman’s case?

Five Short and Funny Rude Jokes

1.) What’s worse than a nekked perv? A nekked perv bangin’ the mouth of your favorite teddy bear.

2.) Why did the chicken cross the road?  Because my raging chubby pushed it there.

3.) Why was my poop almost black & sticky yesterday? Because I ate 3 sleeves of Oreos.

4.) Who let the dog’s out? Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew

5.) What’s black, white, and dumb all over? This website.

Know legs, Know walking

So, on my way in to my apartment today, I noticed a bumper sticker on a car with handicapped tags that read:

“No Jesus, No peace
Know Jesus Know peace”
and I thought to myself… more like… “Grow some legs a-hole.”

A Funny Brew Poop Joke

Whats the difference between getting a milkshake spilled on your face and having diarrhea spattered on your face?

Warmth. Both are delicious.

Jokes

I heard a good joke today.

Due to certain agreements/threats made to my person I can’t repeat it here, however I would like to share a different joke. One that Adam didn’t tell me.

What’s worse than finding half of a worm in your apple?

Getting Raped

Your welcome.

“kick me, Kike me. but don’t you black or white me”

-MJ

Rape Joke


Some might call this lazy, but here is a joke from one of my friends that is old as his wiener is long… (a couple inches= a couple years) …Don’t worry big guy, I’ve never satisfied a woman either.

Question: Whats worse than an apple with a worm in it?
Answer: Getting raped.