Average show… funny bit… I think I need me an Ipod, and a Roomba.

Dear guy with the big truck… just because your vehicle is loud… doesn’t mean it’s valuable. It’s a piece of shit. Stop compensating for your small… brain. I hate you. PS. Go to permanent sleep.

Here it is as promised… I didn’t know the Espy’s might actually be worth watching… but apparently I missed some funny shit…

Well, Mel Gibson is fricken nuts… surprised? Anyhow, here Mr. Gibson, is a haiku (or two) for you. ——————————————————— Danny Glover rocks, Mel Gibson attacks woman, Gangbangers still rape. ——————————————————— Beat Jesus boring, Your gonna done get gangbanged, Come see my movies.

My sis recommended this for your viewing pleasure. Personally, my dick doesn’t like country music, so when I sing to it I sing in my Chris Cornell voice… but the video’s pretty good, it would be better without the background laughter… but definitely still worth a view.