Here’s some funny stuff from the Espys, I’ll throw Tracy Morgans Invictus shtuff up soon too.

Have you ever been laying in bed, only wanting to go to sleep… and your woman will not shut the hell up about a conversation  you’ve had 8.3 gaytrillion times that is not very pressing? Well… the counter just rolled to 8.4 gaytrillion times tonight and it was enough. The conversation was “what baby names [...]

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c The Dick Swett Incident www.thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Health Care Crisis Oh really? You’re name is Dick Swett though? My dick would be sweating urine if I heard that name in real life!

This maybe part of a new series of pissed off rants, so brace yourselves. Why are there so many dumb-ass sayings in the English language?  I was thinking about this, and decided “How the tables have turned” is quite fricken retahded.  I mean seriously…  every table I can ever recall sitting at was pretty damn [...]

A fart in itself is kind of a dick move, especially if you make like a dog and pull the ol’ fart and run routine… But I managed to top this the other day, and thought the world should know. I’ve been known to shove my hand in my fiancees fully clothed ass-crack to surprise/annoy her… and well, a couple days ago she thought she had me, and decided to return the favor… well I knew what was coming … and when her hand hit… I ripped one of those “is this a shit or fart” farts on her hand… I almost died of laughter… totally worth a night in the dog house.