Oh really? Squish you fruits together though? I will squish that pregnant woman’s kanockers together, bottle it up, and sell it in a store near you.
Wow, I never heard about this at all until now. I’ve seen some verbal meltdowns, but this I think takes the cake. I guess even though his game leaves a bit to be desired… he knows how to trash talk in his native tongue.
So, on my way in to my apartment today, I noticed a bumper sticker on a car with handicapped tags that read: “No Jesus, No peace Know Jesus Know peace” and I thought to myself… more like… “Grow some legs a-hole.”
Holy-Balls I love that my chubby little Andy is back with our gangly new host of The Tonight Show. I think we need to think of Andy Richter like cowbell… We’ve gotta have more cowbell. I’m a little sad they’ve decided to change the “In the year 2000″ to the “In the year 3000″… the [...]
The last two days of my life have been spent prancing around annoying others with commercial jingles that usually have some form of word alterations. For example: Subway’s “Five, five, five dollar foot long.” might become “please, please, please suck on my dingiddydong.” ———-or———- Juicy Fruit’s “Juicy Fruit it get rights to ya… the [...]
