Oh really? Squish you fruits together though?

Wow, I never heard about this at all until now. I’ve seen some verbal meltdowns, but this I think takes the cake. I guess even though his game leaves a bit to be desired… he knows how to trash talk in his native tongue.

So, on my way in to my apartment today, I noticed a bumper sticker on a car with handicapped tags that read:

Holy-Balls I love that my chubby little Andy is back with our gangly new host of The Tonight Show. I think we need to think of Andy Richter like cowbell… We’ve gotta have more cowbell.

I’m a little sad they’ve decided to change the “In the year 2000″ to the “In the year 3000″… the real future sucks… I’ve been there man.

Conan O’Brien is at least twice as funny with Andy… I can’t tell how pumped I am to catch the first staring contest… you know… when Conan distracts Andy with Jesus takin a leak on a little kid or something. Conando is back, as the best late night show ever. With a little more Richter this definitely be worthy of 72/72 virgins in heaven

—-Tonight Show Haiku—-

Andy I missed you,
Conando’s ’stache max will ride,
King of Late Night Lives.

The last two days of my life have been spent prancing around annoying others with commercial jingles that usually have some form of word alterations. 

I’ve always said that comedys don’t have to be good, original, or even well thought out, as long as they’re funny. Well this movie, along with a lot of other recent comedies, really push(es) that idea. This movie is all over the place, but definitely will give some teenage boys some whacking material. It’s worth a watch for a couple of funny parts but only gets 44 out of 72 possible virgins in heaven.

I have to admit it was kinda nice not posting on this human saliva covered piece of donkey dung in a week or so. I’ve been relaxing, playing some video games, and doing my homework on my vacation away from the burden of FunnyBrew. 

So, I often mention that I’m harrier than a gorilla on rogaine… but I do try to groom from time to time… Well, I think alot of men have mad the mistake of shaving a bit to much facial hair and therefore having to show your facetits for a while… Well, now, I’ve “went to far” while attempting to keep the chest hairs under control and wound up booby bald… but I have to admit a couple days ago I messed up in an entirely different region… I recently received a new facial hair trimmer and thought it would be convenient to get two beards in one go… well, I now have no freagin’ pubes… and I must say my balls constantly feel like I just stepped out of a cool pool. I guess the moral of the story is don’t trim your face and balls on the same setting… or your balls will always be in your throat.

If you don’t read anything else check out last years V-Day post.

And heres a Haiku for poops and pooperpimples (I’ve got a wicked painful one right now)

Chicks made this event,
Make us perfect for one day,
We fail… but good sex.