Damn Jimmy, you’ve gotta to some of this stuff on your show… You’re reasonably funny doing this… Although, I have to admit I get a kick out of the mustache fights… Larry Bird’s ’stache supremacy is what it’s all about.

…Mystery solved, My A-hole smells like an A-hole.

Typically this is where Brewer comes up about 3 feet shy of finishing… but here he actually completes it, and just embarrasses Derek Fisher.

Eveveryones seen this, or a variation of this commercial right?

I’d like to offer an variation on this: “Every poop contains a pee.” Seriously, does anyone ever poop without draining the snake… Or clearing the cave in a woman’s case?

Fitting movie quote from Planes, Trains, and Automobiles:


Driver: “Hey, You’re going the wrong way!!!”


John Candy: “How does he know where we’re going?”


Steve Martin “Yeah, how does he know?”


Then they proceed to almost get killed by a semi-truck… or in Nate’s case Mike D’Antoni.

1.) What’s worse than a nekked perv? A nekked perv bangin’ the mouth of your favorite teddy bear.

2.) Why did the chicken cross the road?  Because my raging chubby pushed it there.

3.) Why was my poop almost black & sticky yesterday? Because I ate 3 sleeves of Oreos.

4.) Who let the dog’s out? Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew

5.) What’s black, white, and dumb all over? This website.

5.)  If you grow a wicked long hangnail you can maim someone with it.

4.) They make tasks that require precision much easier e.g. – using touchscreen phones, or picking your nose.

3.) You can get high of the shit you use to paint them. So what about the brain damage?

2.) All kinds of cool fungus lives underneath them.

1.)  Leaving their clippings around the house makes your significant other want to vomit.

One of my co-workers is a 9th grade English teacher. She had her students write the characteristics of poor essays on the board. She took this picture of what her 5th hour came up with. Looks like she has her work cut out for her. I weep for the future.

Adam Carolla on Jimmy Kimmel’s show plugging his new film.

Warning: This may be more of Adam than you care to see.

Jeans below your waist,
Uranus might be showing,
Bleach, or buy a belt.