Well I worked today so my Thanksgiving came a bit later than normal… but I still managed to eat enough food to make me look like a pregnant man… which isn’t all that uncommon. The best part of going to turkey day late is I only had to see the family which I don’t mind [...]
RGB -Are you ready to go on Break? This can be switched up in quite a few ways. Any words beginning with the letters R, G, and B. Every Variation of this means the same thing… Let’s ditch this piece of donkey covered shit. Examples: 1) Red, Gock, Blood? 2) Rag, Gunt, Boob? 3) Rat, [...]
Barack Obama, Mccain’s sore sad faced pooper, Jerk off on ballots. Ralph Nader again, Time to give up old sphincter, Can’t ruin another. Florida balloting, Old folks need to be deceased, Grandpa can’t read? Last Breath.
—-Fwod—- Nature Tits – Nature that is so fuckin’ hot you want to rub your schlong in it… Or leave a massive snail trail on it.
Here are the top five ways to shake that unwanted lover before Valentines Day. 5.) Buy a bunch of roses and make a trail of rose petals into your fist. 4.) Have sex with a family member of your unwanted lover… If he or she has no family, have sex with a member of your [...]
