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No More Wisdom…Clearly.

Don had his wisdom teeth out and I, his girlfriend, have had the privilege of nursing him back to health…and reality.

Check out the BEFORE video:

Now, check out the AFTER videos:

Don About 2 Minutes After Surgery
Don About 5 Minutes After Surgery
Don About 20 Minutes After Surgery

Haysoos Chreesto…

More than a week since my last post… My Butthole (from this point forward will be known as BH) is all sandy from going to the dentist… I mean, I get the whole teeth cleaning thing but I’m still a little confused about them tossing sand in my ass cheeks every time I go… it’s supposedly helps with my molars… whatev.

Anyway, I thought I’d review a few sites that my BH pines for.
http://www.mp3va.com/ - It’s not free, butt really, really, cheap music downloads… and a pretty good selection. 65/72 Virgins in heaven.
http://www.zml.com/ - Again not free,  butt I’d fuck it with or without a sandy BH. 65/72 Virgins in heaven. 
Tonight I stuffed Ms. Clause like a thanksgiving day turkey. Hey, How my dictate?

Funny Brew Haiku & FWOD – My Dentist Story

So I went to the dentist the other day for the first time in like 5-6 years (fucking brilliant, I know) And they shoot me full of Novocaine so I can’t feel ‘em stick their dicks in my mouth… so they do the little cleaning thing etc… I leave and decide with my mouth still numb that I’m going to Subway to get me a sammich. I get home, plop my fatass on the couch and start enjoying my sammich… I get about two-thirds of the way through, and realize that they’re are some little red splotches on my sandwich… I think… well that’s kinda fucked up… what did they do to my teeth?! I finish eating my bloody sandwich, and start touching my lip… well there’s just too much for this to be normal… I get up go look in the mirror… detective Don… on the scene… I guess eating when your mouth is numb isn’t a good idea… as you might gnaw your own face off… my lip was bleeding like a mofo. I guess the moral of the story is don’t chew when numb.

-Dentist Haiku-
Metal scraper thing,
most god awful sound maker,
torture in my mouth.
-Fwod-
Sammichlaziness at it’s best… because it takes just a bit too much effort to say “sandwich” …*insert ethnic humor here*

I check my dipstick…random shit

Every single person should use their dick as a dipstick once. (even chicks)

This is your homework assignment. Since you’re probably reading this at work you lazy fuck. This sites traffic per-day is double during the week vs the weekend. Take that useless fact to the bank.
A vote for Ralph Nader probably means you’re a fucking idiot. A vote for Mccain means you’re probably a rascist… or like old saggy balls.
People should go to the dentist more
That’s enough random shit for the day.