Don had his wisdom teeth out and I, his girlfriend, have had the privilege of nursing him back to health…and reality.

Check out the BEFORE video:

Now, check out the AFTER videos:

Don About 2 Minutes After Surgery
Don About 5 Minutes After Surgery
Don About 20 Minutes After Surgery

More than a week since my last post… My Butthole (from this point forward will be known as BH) is all sandy from going to the dentist… I mean, I get the whole teeth cleaning thing but I’m still a little confused about them tossing sand in my ass cheeks every time I go… it’s supposedly helps with my molars… whatev.

So I went to the dentist the other day for the first time in like 5-6 years (fucking brilliant, I know) And they shoot me full of Novocaine so I can’t feel ‘em stick their dicks in my mouth… so they do the little cleaning thing etc… I leave and decide with my mouth still numb that I’m going to Subway to get me a sammich. I get home, plop my fatass on the couch and start enjoying my sammich… I get about two-thirds of the way through, and realize that they’re are some little red splotches on my sandwich… I think… well that’s kinda fucked up… what did they do to my teeth?! I finish eating my bloody sandwich, and start touching my lip… well there’s just too much for this to be normal… I get up go look in the mirror… detective Don… on the scene… I guess eating when your mouth is numb isn’t a good idea… as you might gnaw your own face off… my lip was bleeding like a mofo. I guess the moral of the story is don’t chew when numb.

Every single person should use their dick as a dipstick once. (even chicks)