Another installment of how to be a dick It’s odd when a chick plays a dick… but it happened to me this week so it, of course, must be made public. I was being my normal, immature, annoying self while making a sandwich… when she questioned me “Why are you such an asshole today?” I replied [...]
So I’m playin’ with my dick the other day, not really in a sexual manner… just batting it around a little, and my girlfriend asks me to stop…. I ask “Why?”… she contemplates, then explains “Because your hands will smell like your dick.” I decide to get a whiff of what I’ve been smackin’ against [...]
What seems to be a lost art at FunnyBrew is making an appearance today. It’s the how to be a dick advice column. A couple things happened at work, that provoked some sincere assholish thoughts. 1. If someone is telling you about how a friend got shitcanned, just smile thinking (it helps if you say [...]
The ultimate weiner chase ending in a wicked nice hand job, awesome cumshot. I’ve received this indirectly through my fiancee’s mother. FWOD—- Manana – (banana but with an M) – A large penis. Example sentence – Don and John are hung like pimples, but Adam has one helluva Manana. (goddamned Indians get all the glory) [...]
Jeff’s dick stink sooo bad he shoved a mentos up his weinerhole Jeff’s nipples are very womanish, he also lactates chocolate. Jeff’s teeth are bad. Jeff’s mom shoved a plunger up his butt when he was ten, since then shit has never stopped coming out his mouth. Just put jeff in front of a sentence… [...]
