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Funny Brew – Fwod – Fake Word of Day – RGB

DuggBlitz — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 03:58:00 +0000

RGB -Are you ready to go on Break? This can be switched up in quite a few ways. Any words beginning with the letters R, G, and B. Every Variation of this means the same thing… Let’s ditch this piece of donkey covered shit.

Examples:

1) Red, Gock, Blood?

2) Rag, Gunt, Boob?

3) Rat, Gay, Butt?

or something much more innocent…

Russia, Guam, Bulgaria?

Yeah, it’s a good way to ditch a person without them knowing.

Bonus FWODS—

Gock - A fatman’s fleshy area between the gut, and the cock,

Gunt – Same thing, except this person should have tits

Show Me Your Nature Tits!

DuggBlitz — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 15:27:00 +0000

—-Fwod—-

Nature Tits – Nature that is so fuckin’ hot you want to rub your schlong in it… Or leave a massive snail trail on it.

<-----Here's an example picture... I've such a raging nature boner right now...This, this is what God motorboats.

Wiener Chase Fwod for Pecker… Manana

DuggBlitz — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 01:29:00 +0000

The ultimate weiner chase ending in a wicked nice hand job, awesome cumshot. I’ve received this indirectly through my fiancee’s mother.

FWOD—-

Manana – (banana but with an M) – A large penis.

Example sentence – Don and John are hung like pimples, but Adam has one helluva Manana. (goddamned Indians get all the glory)

Indian – stupid man’s term for Native American.

DuggBlitz — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 05:26:00 +0000

Oral Leakage is a Fwod for Verbal diarrhea…you get it from being stupid… Or frequent visits to Funny Brew. I thought about including a photo for this fwod, but some things are better left not pictured… I’d rather you just imagine a turd falling out of someones mouth rather than having to view it…. I mean wasn’t the poop hanging on the toilet gross enough?

Example sentence: Charles Barkley’s oral leakage was so intense that Dwayne Wade refused to kiss him… with the exception of his penis.

National Feces Day!

DuggBlitz — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 05:15:00 +0000

It’s the 10th annual National Feces day, A day to make poop jokes, “accidentally” overflow toilets, and shower unsuspecting mouths with the brown pudding that flows from societies collective anus. So “let no poop be left behind” if you waste your poop by simply flushing it down the toilet on this joyous occasion shame on you. Poop on a floor, smear it on the wall get creative!
If your unsure what to do with you droppings, find the nearest SNL member and force them to eat it. Allow them a tasty beverage to wash that poop down. God bless, and let there be a poop rainbow to show that we will never again drown our poop in water.