Yep, that’s right… I’m getting old. Last night I had to fart and I pooped a little. Luckily I was at home, so I casually stood up, grabbed my laptop and walked into the bathroom with no holy war waged on the underoos. Too close for comfort.  – Sharting Haiku – You know deep inside, [...]

Whats my perfect minute? A bite of a chocolate chip cookie, a sip of milk, a game-winning homerun, and a good, I mean really good, fart. Check out the one minute writer at http://oneminutewriter.blogspot.com/ You can find out exactly how lame other people are by reading other peoples responses… If anybodies perfect minute is holding their [...]

CakeFart… we laughed Hard,Baked goods and a nekked ass,Great sounds… won’t make lard.