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Sharting… Tried to Fart and Pooped a Little…

Yep, that’s right… I’m getting old. Last night I had to fart and I pooped a little. Luckily I was at home, so I casually stood up, grabbed my laptop and walked into the bathroom with no holy war waged on the underoos. Too close for comfort. 

- Sharting Haiku -
You know deep inside,
I’m gonna poke my head out,
Why risk a poop bout?

The Perfect minute – shout out to: oneminutewriter

Whats my perfect minute?

A bite of a chocolate chip cookie, a sip of milk, a game-winning homerun, and a good, I mean really good, fart.


Check out the one minute writer at http://oneminutewriter.blogspot.com/ You can find out exactly how lame other people are by reading other peoples responses… If anybodies perfect minute is holding their significant other close for one minute, with no words being spoken… well than, I truly wish that person would become just a touch more interesting by ceasing to exist. This site is fricken brilliant however and get’s 68 of a possible 72 virgins in heaven.

Funny Haiku – CakeFart – Poo – Direct Link to Video!

CakeFart… we laughed Hard,
Baked goods and a nekked ass,
Great sounds… won’t make lard.

The first time she farts…