Holy Christ, today’s youth is so unbelievably dumb…

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Maybe this announcer should just focus on hockey, and stay out of the personal lives of these hockey players.

Typically this is where Brewer comes up about 3 feet shy of finishing… but here he actually completes it, and just embarrasses Derek Fisher.

Am I the only one that wants to buy this action figure just so I can have the sick satisfaction of  bending it over backwards? I know most of you are thinking that would not work mechanically, but if there is a will there is a way. Anyway, I wonder who the hell thought this piece of garbage up. What appeal does this stupid thing have? A guitar playing robot? Nothing says “American Football” better than a robot acting like Jimi Hendrix. Whatever happened to showing cheerleaders when coming back from a commercial? I’d much rather be looking at some hot 20 years old’s ass than watching a robot jumping rope. I guess what I’m saying is the creator of this robot should be thrown under a school bus with the worlds fattest school children in it.

So, My fiancee and I are having a debate… she thinks this sucks, and is stupid, and I laugh everytime I see it… so rather than drop our gloves and settle this like men (yeah shes a woman… shut-up)… I thought I’d post it on the net and let the public decide… use the buttons below help me decide whos the bigger idiota.

I know my boyfriend loves me because…

1. He writes in his blog about my vagina.
2. He has tried on numerous occasions to pin me down and teabag me.
3. He has started to use the word “bitch” and “ho” as terms of endearment.
4. When the most common word in his vocabulary is “Titties!” that he yells when he sees me.
5. He has admitted to climaxing to the image of one of my high school prom pictures while having sex with me.

Love you too, you sick fucking prick.

Every single person should use their dick as a dipstick once. (even chicks)

Jeff’s dick stink sooo bad he shoved a mentos up his weinerhole