Average show… funny bit… I think I need me an Ipod, and a Roomba.

Dear guy with the big truck… just because your vehicle is loud… doesn’t mean it’s valuable. It’s a piece of shit. Stop compensating for your small… brain. I hate you. PS. Go to permanent sleep.

Well, Mel Gibson is fricken nuts… surprised? Anyhow, here Mr. Gibson, is a haiku (or two) for you. ——————————————————— Danny Glover rocks, Mel Gibson attacks woman, Gangbangers still rape. ——————————————————— Beat Jesus boring, Your gonna done get gangbanged, Come see my movies.

It’s a sad day for all mullet wearing people, and married or soon to be married men… Jared Allen of the Minnesota Vikings has sawed of his mullet due to his upcoming wedding… Men everywhere are tucking their penises between their legs… as woman gain control of us, and our fashion. I think we should [...]

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