FunnyBrew.com » funny blog http://funnybrew.com If it's not funny it just sucks! Thu, 05 Aug 2010 03:30:56 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 DJ Roomba – Parks and Recreation http://funnybrew.com/2010/07/dj-roomba-parks-and-recreation/ http://funnybrew.com/2010/07/dj-roomba-parks-and-recreation/#comments Fri, 30 Jul 2010 02:07:34 +0000 DuggBlitz http://funnybrew.com/?p=667 Average show… funny bit… I think I need me an Ipod, and a Roomba.

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Stop compensating for your small… brain. I hate you.

PS. Go to permanent sleep.

]]> http://funnybrew.com/2010/07/dear-guy-with-a-big-truck/feed/ 0 Mel Gibson is a Psychopath – Funny Haikus http://funnybrew.com/2010/07/mel-gibson-is-a-psychopath-funny-haikus/ http://funnybrew.com/2010/07/mel-gibson-is-a-psychopath-funny-haikus/#comments Wed, 14 Jul 2010 04:31:38 +0000 DuggBlitz http://funnybrew.com/?p=642 Well, Mel Gibson is fricken nuts… surprised? Anyhow, here Mr. Gibson, is a haiku (or two) for you.

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Danny Glover rocks,

Mel Gibson attacks woman,

Gangbangers still rape.

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Beat Jesus boring,

Your gonna done get gangbanged,

Come see my movies.

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Back to the awesomeness that is this:

]]> http://funnybrew.com/2010/05/jared-allen-loss-of-a-mullet/feed/ 0 Apparently American – John Stewart – Funny Video http://funnybrew.com/2010/05/apparently-american-john-stewart-funny-video/ http://funnybrew.com/2010/05/apparently-american-john-stewart-funny-video/#comments Fri, 07 May 2010 07:08:57 +0000 DuggBlitz http://funnybrew.com/?p=632 Who do the American people want? John Stewart. When do we want it? John Stewart.

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c
American Apparently
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Tea Party
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