Well, Mel Gibson is fricken nuts… surprised? Anyhow, here Mr. Gibson, is a haiku (or two) for you. ——————————————————— Danny Glover rocks, Mel Gibson attacks woman, Gangbangers still rape. ——————————————————— Beat Jesus boring, Your gonna done get gangbanged, Come see my movies.

In light of my car troubles, and due to me not be able to get Mrs. chimp attack lady’s face off of the front page of my blog fast enough… I thought I’d post a haiku about my recent car problems. Oh really Sir Paul? My Buick is broken now? Fuck you lazy clown. Christ [...]

Hope you lose your hat, then get clubbed with a damn bat, I’d enjoy all that.

Jeans below your waist,Uranus might be showing,Bleach, or buy a belt.

Michael Jackson is no longer. I think it’s fun to look back on Michaels life and realize how much he started sucking when he turned into a white chick. I think we really ought to embrace how much little kid junkthis guy touched in a very special way. You know, as a young black man, [...]