Hope you lose your hat,

Jeans below your waist,
Uranus might be showing,
Bleach, or buy a belt.

Michael Jackson is no longer. I think it’s fun to look back on Michaels life and realize how much he started sucking when he turned into a white chick.

I think we really ought to embrace how much little kid junkthis guy touched in a very special way. You know, as a young black man, many kids looked up to him… and lots of girls wanted to find what was so great about that unit he was always grabbing. As Michael matured he started to become very plasticky, white, and well like a chick, without the headlights. Soon The adults that grew up idolizing him were now a bit freaked out by his midsection touching antics, and the little kid fruit was now not given growing on young girls bushes, but taken from young boys.

I guess what we can take from the Jackson life story is about white chicks. White chicks are creepy.

I’m not sure how I feel about teaching our kids to try to tap square butts so early on in life…

Some other random Shtuff:

A condom is just a sock that doesn’t get all crusty when you splirt in it.

—Gibberish Haiku —

Habla bla ping pong,
zhitty bung heephaatitties,
lizzle nay uzzle

Here we go again… Just one question on this one, what is the deal with the guitar… Does it only have one string?

I will admit, this song was in my head all damn day when I listened to this.

Here’s the song I received in a random email from my mother… if you’ve ever wondered why I am the way I am…

/millions.MP3

Jesus, Mom, this is terrible, you get 25 of 72 virgins in heaven for comedic value… but I seriously want to vomit a little every time I here this.

Maybe I’ll share the goofy mom wealth with you guys a little bit more… as it is often humorous.

Crazy Mom – Funny Haiku

1 mil aint enough,
to make this less god awful,
please stop singing now.

J.H.C. I would love a day above 0 degrees farenheit… I walk outside and my nostrils freeze… My facial hair get’s all freaking Icy… and tears from the cold freeze to my face… Al Gore hates MN…

Well It’s going to be pretty damn funny when I can’t watch the Vikes get their asses handed to ‘em on Sunday because of a blackout… Jim Mora ought to make this better…