Being that the word mulatto is no longer PC my sister has suggested a new term. Marshmallow – A person of mixed race. Hmmm, well sis, that seems a little racist too… but it’s probably still better than that arrogant prick Dan Snyder leaving his football team name as the “Redskins”. Just a side note, [...]
So I went to the dentist the other day for the first time in like 5-6 years (fucking brilliant, I know) And they shoot me full of Novocaine so I can’t feel ‘em stick their dicks in my mouth… so they do the little cleaning thing etc… I leave and decide with my mouth still [...]
What seems to be a lost art at FunnyBrew is making an appearance today. It’s the how to be a dick advice column. A couple things happened at work, that provoked some sincere assholish thoughts. 1. If someone is telling you about how a friend got shitcanned, just smile thinking (it helps if you say [...]
The ultimate weiner chase ending in a wicked nice hand job, awesome cumshot. I’ve received this indirectly through my fiancee’s mother. FWOD—- Manana – (banana but with an M) – A large penis. Example sentence – Don and John are hung like pimples, but Adam has one helluva Manana. (goddamned Indians get all the glory) [...]
Chug – one of those underage Chinese gymnasts. Example sentence: “I Dined at the Y with a chug.” …Not sure why people decided these girls look young… All Chinese people look the same. Whether they are 15 or 60, male or female. Okay I’m only kidding I love All people and the Chinese are no [...]
