November 4, 2008 | Posted by DuggBlitz Barack Obama,
Categories: Funny Haikus | 
Tags: Barack Obama, blog, day, Dead old people, election, elections, funny, haiku, haikus, John Mccain, Jokes, Ralph Nader | 
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October 29, 2008 | Posted by DuggBlitz Click the title to watch a video for “Skinny Love” Live.
Categories: Funny Haikus, Reviews | Tags: blog, Bon Iver, funny, haiku, Jokes, kick, kickin, love, nads, reviews, skinny | 6 Comments »
October 8, 2008 | Posted by DuggBlitz Bearded man Fury,
Categories: Funny Haikus | Tags: beard, blog, chuck, comedy, funny, haiku, laugh, mustache, norris | 1 Comment »
September 20, 2008 | Posted by DuggBlitz Categories: Funny Haikus | Tags: beard, blog, fall, funny, haiku, Jokes, poo, seasons, splooge, sucks, turd | 1 Comment »
August 29, 2008 | Posted by DuggBlitz Home brewed beer I fear,
one batch great, the next vomit,
choose factory beer.
Categories: Funny Haikus | Tags: beer, brewer, factory, funny, haiku, haikus, home, Jokes, vomit | No Comments »
August 21, 2008 | Posted by DuggBlitz Chug – one of those underage Chinese gymnasts.
Example sentence: “I Dined at the Y with a chug.”
…Not sure why people decided these girls look young… All Chinese people look the same. Whether they are 15 or 60, male or female. Okay I’m only kidding I love All people and the Chinese are no different…. but seriously they all look the same…. but I love ‘em… but they look very similar.
Extra food for thought here: I know I’m only about 2.37 inches erect… but… I’m yet to see a well endowed Chinese man…. and I watch a LOT of porn.
Chinese Haiku
Ping pong pow spoon drop
Rockin test tube baby Yao
Damn that dick is small.
Categories: Uncategorized | Tags: blog, Chinese, Chug, Chugs, funny, Fwod, Gymnasts, haiku, Jokes, Underage | No Comments »
July 9, 2008 | Posted by DuggBlitz My 4th of July
A series of Haiku’s by Mr.Blueveins
Drink Responsible
Goddamn you brought some whiskey
Shame for family
Shitty role model
Piss drunk lighting fireworks off
REMEMBER THIS KIDS
Thanks for the drinks miss
I totally lost count now
Who the fuck are you?
Now I am blacked out
Selling internet tablets?
I hope I’m not nude
In car going home
My mouth will not stop talking
Sleep in the front yard
Puked on my own hand
The Fly starring Jeff Goldbloom
Smells like a pizza
Sleep for twelve hours
Jesus Christ I’m a dumbass
Oh cool some whiskey
Categories: Uncategorized | Tags: alcoholic, embarrassment, haiku, schadenfreude | No Comments »
June 17, 2008 | Posted by DuggBlitz 
And he used to be mine? I love KG, its too bad this wasn’t in MN. Congrats on finally doing something with your life. (winning the NBA finals)
Another NBA haiku (WOOHOO)
You wanna crown him? Then crown his ass!
Keving Garnett Haiku
Made Kobe come limp,
you giant Neanderthal chimp,
fucked Pau… Thanks and Wow
Categories: Funny Haikus | Tags: blog, celtics, funny, garnett, haiku, Jokes, kevin, lakers, sports | No Comments »
June 14, 2008 | Posted by DuggBlitz Okay, so I saw a news report today that said rape was under no circumstances funny, so I was going to write a haiku about rape… however realized the very last entry was in fact rape related. Since we have already proved how funny rape is I thought I’d make a haiku about basketball… because the NBA finals were on tonight and Boston brought a Electric powered rape machine onto the court tonight.
Black athletic men,
Honkey just shot a three ball,
Seven foot Asian?
Been a long time since we’ve rocked a Fwod
Rape Machine – A self powered mechanical device that fucks you whether you like it, or not.*
* – You can’t rape the willing. (and librarian’s can’t take credit for this comment.)
Categories: Sports | Tags: basketball, brew, funny, haiku, joke, machine, rape, stereotype | No Comments »
June 14, 2008 | Posted by DuggBlitz Is abortion wrong?
Nine Baby Jesus comebacks,
Foiled by brain sucking.
Categories: Funny Haikus | Tags: abortion, blog, funny, haiku, jesus, Jokes | No Comments »
