Tag Archives: haiku

Funny Brew Haiku – Election Day Haikus

Barack Obama, Mccain’s sore sad faced pooper, Jerk off on ballots. Ralph Nader again, Time to give up old sphincter, Can’t ruin another. Florida balloting, Old folks need to be deceased, Grandpa can’t read? Last Breath.

Funny Brew Music Review – Bon Iver – Dooby Doo Skinny Love – Haiku

Click the title to watch a video for “Skinny Love” Live. So my girlfriend went to school with this dude. So, I really tried to like this music, but to me the most impressive thing is how this guy manages to sound like he got kicked in the nad’s for extended periods of time… with [...]

Funny Brew Haiku – Chuck Norris

Bearded man Fury, Wisdom through facial shavings, Eats hair for breakfast. I heart Chuck Norris.

FunnyBrew Haiku – Fall Sucks Poo – The Seasons

Fall you giant turd,  Winter you’re worse ya heared? Spring splooge, in my Beard.    

Home Beer Brewer Haiku

Home brewed beer I fear,one batch great, the next vomit,choose factory beer.

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