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Funny Brew Haiku – Election Day Haikus

DuggBlitz — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 03:00:00 +0000

Barack Obama,

Mccain’s sore sad faced pooper,

Jerk off on ballots.

Ralph Nader again,

Time to give up old sphincter,

Can’t ruin another.

Florida balloting,

Old folks need to be deceased,

Grandpa can’t read? Last Breath.

Funny Brew Music Review – Bon Iver – Dooby Doo Skinny Love – Haiku

DuggBlitz — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 04:27:00 +0000

Click the title to watch a video for “Skinny Love” Live.

So my girlfriend went to school with this dude. So, I really tried to like this music, but to me the most impressive thing is how this guy manages to sound like he got kicked in the nad’s for extended periods of time… with no apparent nad kicking going on at all… The song “Skinny Love” is actually starting to grow on me, like some sort of weird fungus… but seriously this guy should consider using his man voice more. 36 of 72 Virgins in Heaven. If you like the thought of getting kicked in the balls, you’ll probably like this music.

Nad Kickin Haiku

Holyfuck this hurts,

Babymakers be painin’

Please god make it stop.

Funny Brew Haiku – Chuck Norris

DuggBlitz — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:30:00 +0000

Bearded man Fury,

Wisdom through facial shavings,

Eats hair for breakfast.

I heart Chuck Norris.

FunnyBrew Haiku – Fall Sucks Poo – The Seasons

DuggBlitz — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 02:52:00 +0000

Fall you giant turd,

Winter you’re worse ya heared?

Spring splooge, in my Beard.

Home Beer Brewer Haiku

DuggBlitz — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 13:40:00 +0000

Home brewed beer I fear,
one batch great, the next vomit,
choose factory beer.