shiteaterdotcom, was the most disgusting site, Up no mo’ thank christ! Shiteaterdotcom, you scarred me for my teen life, RIP gross site.

Sexy Wheelbarrow haiku I’m so versatile, Carry your wood in good style, Wrong – hole honey child.

Holy-Balls I love that my chubby little Andy is back with our gangly new host of The Tonight Show. I think we need to think of Andy Richter like cowbell… We’ve gotta have more cowbell. I’m a little sad they’ve decided to change the “In the year 2000″ to the “In the year 3000″… the [...]

If you don’t read anything else check out last years V-Day post. And heres a Haiku for poops and pooperpimples (I’ve got a wicked painful one right now) Chicks made this event,Make us perfect for one day,We fail… but good sex.

For a guy who tends to be a bit of a manly man (meaning I enjoy sports, beards, video games, porn, and the occasional dip into the pink) I have some feminine activities that I enjoy almost too much.  For example:  Sometimes I take myself,  my laptop, and a TV tray into the bathroom and [...]