Oh really? You’re name is Dick Swett though? My dick would be sweating urine if I heard that name in real life!

Speaking of mustache fights, here’s a clip…

Holy Christ, today’s youth is so unbelievably dumb…

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This maybe the funniest Youtube video out there….I can’t believe it’s escaped me for this long… Enjoy!

This Video is probably best watched on mute, as the woman’s commentary makes this a little less enjoyable. I wish this video ended with the doggy ripping that stupid cat’s head off.

Typically this is where Brewer comes up about 3 feet shy of finishing… but here he actually completes it, and just embarrasses Derek Fisher.

Eveveryones seen this, or a variation of this commercial right?

I’d like to offer an variation on this: “Every poop contains a pee.” Seriously, does anyone ever poop without draining the snake… Or clearing the cave in a woman’s case?

1.) What’s worse than a nekked perv? A nekked perv bangin’ the mouth of your favorite teddy bear.

2.) Why did the chicken cross the road?  Because my raging chubby pushed it there.

3.) Why was my poop almost black & sticky yesterday? Because I ate 3 sleeves of Oreos.

4.) Who let the dog’s out? Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew

5.) What’s black, white, and dumb all over? This website.

Adam Carolla on Jimmy Kimmel’s show plugging his new film.

Warning: This may be more of Adam than you care to see.