Here’s some funny stuff from the Espys, I’ll throw Tracy Morgans Invictus shtuff up soon too.

Have you ever been laying in bed, only wanting to go to sleep… and your woman will not shut the hell up about a conversation  you’ve had 8.3 gaytrillion times that is not very pressing? Well… the counter just rolled to 8.4 gaytrillion times tonight and it was enough. The conversation was “what baby names [...]

It’s a sad day for all mullet wearing people, and married or soon to be married men… Jared Allen of the Minnesota Vikings has sawed of his mullet due to his upcoming wedding… Men everywhere are tucking their penises between their legs… as woman gain control of us, and our fashion. I think we should [...]

In light of my car troubles, and due to me not be able to get Mrs. chimp attack lady’s face off of the front page of my blog fast enough… I thought I’d post a haiku about my recent car problems. Oh really Sir Paul? My Buick is broken now? Fuck you lazy clown. Christ [...]

So I finally couldn’t resist this… and damn it was horrifying. Anyway I guess this broad is Suing the chimp’s owner now… Seriously? People sue over the most minor shit. I mean, it’s not like a chimp has ever attacked anyone before! This lady needs to get over this and make amends with the chimp, and her [...]