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Show Me Your Nature Tits!

Calendar November 3, 2008 | Posted by DuggBlitz


—-Fwod—-

Nature Tits – Nature that is so fuckin’ hot you want to rub your schlong in it… Or leave a massive snail trail on it.
<-----Here's an example picture... I've such a raging nature boner right now...This, this is what God motorboats.

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A Funny Brew Poop Joke

Calendar September 25, 2008 | Posted by DuggBlitz

Whats the difference between getting a milkshake spilled on your face and having diarrhea spattered on your face?

Warmth. Both are delicious.

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Funny Brew Haiku’s – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles – Aprils Creepy Deviance

Calendar September 11, 2008 | Posted by DuggBlitz
April loves turtles,
April loves teenage turtles?
April needs some help.

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FunnyBrew Reviews – Step Brothers – Will Ferrell

Calendar September 8, 2008 | Posted by DuggBlitz
Well, The last Will Ferrell movie I saw was Semi-Pro… which was 85 minutes of build up for about 5 minutes of laughter at the end. So, My expectations going in were similar to my expectations of being curb stomped repetitively for an hour and a half. (Put your teeth on the curb boy.) Well, the laughs were more spread eagle than  Semi-Pro… but still a bit too far between to make this a good comedy… All comedy movies are a piece of shit without the laughs… and this one barely gets past the hump. 41 of 72 possible virgins in heaven.

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Most Historic Shit Ever

Calendar August 10, 2008 | Posted by DuggBlitz

This shit weighed about 16.3 courics… here are the moments leading up to the shit smelt ’round the world..

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Stolen by Point Guard

Calendar July 29, 2008 | Posted by DuggBlitz

I recently “stumbled upon” this joke… I seem to know a lot of these people.

DAILY THOUGHT: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES – NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

If you click the title of this story there is a link to a couple other good jokes.

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Tell Me How My Ass Taste.

Calendar June 24, 2008 | Posted by DuggBlitz

You had me at “Check it”

This old man needs to shut the hell up. I really liked Shaq for about 30 seconds when he left LA… but this is god awful. His rapping is somehow worse than his acting. Everything that is free Shaq sucks at… Freestyling, Free throw, protecting freedom (congrats on losing your cop type jobs). Someone should put this giant to permanent sleep.

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The first time she farts…

Calendar June 20, 2008 | Posted by DuggBlitz

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Ryan Cum Dempster

Calendar June 19, 2008 | Posted by DuggBlitz

Unborn children older than three months may not get on this ride.

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Basketball? Blacketball is more like it.

Calendar June 14, 2008 | Posted by DuggBlitz

Okay, so I saw a news report today that said rape was under no circumstances funny, so I was going to write a haiku about rape… however realized the very last entry was in fact rape related. Since we have already proved how funny rape is I thought I’d make a haiku about basketball… because the NBA finals were on tonight and Boston brought a Electric powered rape machine onto the court tonight.

Black athletic men,
Honkey just shot a three ball,
Seven foot Asian?

Been a long time since we’ve rocked a Fwod

Rape Machine – A self powered mechanical device that fucks you whether you like it, or not.*

* – You can’t rape the willing. (and librarian’s can’t take credit for this comment.)

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