It’s a sad day for all mullet wearing people, and married or soon to be married men… Jared Allen of the Minnesota Vikings has sawed of his mullet due to his upcoming wedding… Men everywhere are tucking their penises between their legs… as woman gain control of us, and our fashion. I think we should [...]
Easter… What a BS holiday. Everyone knows Halloween is the superior holiday for candy… Easter Eggs, who the hell wants a hard boiled egg? By the way Easter, rabbits don’t lay eggs. If Jesus rose from the grave, then why the hell are people so stupid?
In light of my car troubles, and due to me not be able to get Mrs. chimp attack lady’s face off of the front page of my blog fast enough… I thought I’d post a haiku about my recent car problems. Oh really Sir Paul? My Buick is broken now? Fuck you lazy clown. Christ [...]
So I finally couldn’t resist this… and damn it was horrifying. Anyway I guess this broad is Suing the chimp’s owner now… Seriously? People sue over the most minor shit. I mean, it’s not like a chimp has ever attacked anyone before! This lady needs to get over this and make amends with the chimp, and her [...]
This maybe part of a new series of pissed off rants, so brace yourselves. Why are there so many dumb-ass sayings in the English language? I was thinking about this, and decided “How the tables have turned” is quite fricken retahded. I mean seriously… every table I can ever recall sitting at was pretty damn [...]
