A fart in itself is kind of a dick move, especially if you make like a dog and pull the ol’ fart and run routine… But I managed to top this the other day, and thought the world should know. I’ve been known to shove my hand in my fiancees fully clothed ass-crack to surprise/annoy her… and well, a couple days ago she thought she had me, and decided to return the favor… well I knew what was coming … and when her hand hit… I ripped one of those “is this a shit or fart” farts on her hand… I almost died of laughter… totally worth a night in the dog house.