Bert Blyleven
Originally uploaded by Hire Jim Essian
Is it Bert’s love for farting that keeps him out of the Hall of Fame? Maybe it’s his knack for f’ing things up… Whatever it is, this dude should still be in the hall. I mean if you let Mantle in, you have to let in Bert.

I wonder what the Food tastes like…. Ass?
…Apparently this place is really called “The Canal”… and they need some sign work.

Am I the only one that wants to buy this action figure just so I can have the sick satisfaction of  bending it over backwards? I know most of you are thinking that would not work mechanically, but if there is a will there is a way. Anyway, I wonder who the hell thought this piece of garbage up. What appeal does this stupid thing have? A guitar playing robot? Nothing says “American Football” better than a robot acting like Jimi Hendrix. Whatever happened to showing cheerleaders when coming back from a commercial? I’d much rather be looking at some hot 20 years old’s ass than watching a robot jumping rope. I guess what I’m saying is the creator of this robot should be thrown under a school bus with the worlds fattest school children in it.

One of my co-workers is a 9th grade English teacher. She had her students write the characteristics of poor essays on the board. She took this picture of what her 5th hour came up with. Looks like she has her work cut out for her. I weep for the future.

Nothin’ says lets go shoot me some Taliban like I heart NY boxers, some flip-flops, and a red t-shirt. I always thought the military was a very boring fashion show… way to bring your own flava into it Zachary Boyd.

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Horrible picture from the past , I have shitloads more but no fucking scanner.

Edit: Put a few old pics up here