This looks painful… too bad nobody’s neck got broken, then maybe someone would like soccer.

I was watching the Soup as I always do on E!. Well they aired the clip of the week; I have to ask WHY!!!!?

Thought I would bring this one back for Jeff. This was back in the day he was pretty.

Don’t worry Don your song is coming, needs to edit that pretty voice of yours.

I thought I would check in on what has been posted here while at work. No go. Looks like Funnybrew.com is being added to block lists for work places. Nice job, you now have become one of the many sites that people can’t cyberloaf on.

Also heard a Jew joke that I thought I would put in.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe?
One tips.

Yea lame but I fear the corner of my mind where Jeff would go for jokes. It just is scary and contains a bin of dead baby jokes that should not come out.

I heard a good joke today.

Due to certain agreements/threats made to my person I can’t repeat it here, however I would like to share a different joke. One that Adam didn’t tell me.

What’s worse than finding half of a worm in your apple?

Getting Raped

Your welcome.

“kick me, Kike me. but don’t you black or white me”

-MJ

I just have to take a moment and say

Children should be seen and not…………….Fucked.

I could not disagree more.

I personally feel that children should not be seen ever unless it is while being fucked.

“In the poker game of life, Women are the fucking rake.”

-Worm

What’s with being on my ass about titles?

You know I smoke pot everyday.

I’ll give Jeff the money thing. These assholes make way too much money for what they do and then have the nerve to complain at all. If you’re making 20million dollars to put a leather ball in an iron hoop, you essentially agree never to be upset about anything. A lot of people would rape their own mother for a ham sandwich and these fucknecks are bitching about only being able to have 6 cars. Fuck ‘em. Fuck ‘em til they dead as my faith in god or my government.

That being said, anytime you’re given a chance to watch someone excel at something that you find enjoyable, it’s fulfilling.

I’m not near the sports fan that Don and Adam are, let alone the football fan, but I can relate in another fashion. Music. I LOVE music. All kinds of music. Except the fucking 80’s soundtrack shit Jeff passes around town like a schwag joint. No high, just headache. If I’m afforded the chance to watch someone create masterful music, I do it. Watching someone just pwn the shit out of something is an awe inspiring feeling, and some of these atheles are that calibur. (See: The Beatles)

I will concede we, and I do intentionally include myself it that, take it too far. It’s easy to get hurt feelings over someone not understanding my Steve Nash man crush, or my intense hatred for Favre even though I don’t know either guy to any degree other than via television, but I still take it personally when people challenege my feelings on them.

Pro sports are a fantastic combonation of competition, skill, knowledge, luck, and talent. Watching all of these things come together to make up the game is an incredible thing. Even though from time to time you get punished by waiting for Don or Adam to finish their madden game before you can play rock band for 6 fucking hours, it’s not the end of the world, and the enjoyment from sports far outweighs the punishment.

Plus…

Jeff, you’re a total bitch fag, and you’ll never understand sports because you have a vagina where your cock should be and a thinner mustache than Erik’s ex-girlfriend.

When you turn into a man repost you stinky french asshole.

u r teh suk! L8R n00B!!!

Televised sports suck , there I said it.

In ancient times sports were all about watching criminals and the mentally handicapped disembowel each other in front of a cheering audience or greasing yourself up and running like fuck around a track, dong flapping in the wind.

Today, millions of people line up to watch fat guys push each other up and down a field for 3 hours , taking breaks every few seconds to make sure everyone’s alright or to see if anyone needs a refreshment.

These annoying degenerates make millions upon millions of dollars to play with various balls and several forms of homoerotic tackling ,where once athletes were payed with enough coins for food and a place to live.

Hockey and other sports with fighting can be fun to watch at times but the horrible injuries are too few and far between. When finally someone does get hurt badly they always go to a commercial in case the family of the injured doesn’t want to see daddy spray blood from his neck into the horrified clapping audience , total boner killer.

I will admit that at times a sports based video game can be damn fun , with the exception of pretty much any football game.
True to real-life , football video games move at the pace slower than the old retarded man who entertains children at my local burger king but with much less of a payoff at the end (He sings happy birthday in a ghastly warbling tone , awesome!).

Being the victim during many a night of Don and Adams’ football obsession , I can make a few guesses as to why people might like football:

1.Being indoctrinated into the horrible shit at a young age.(sup religious people)
2.Being a statistics nerd.(fucking mmo games , I share this pain sometimes ;_;)
3.Some people actually enjoy it for what it is (jesus christ way too many people like this shit for the reason not to be sinister)
4.homo

I’ll just wrap this up by saying I would rather get a paper cut on my dick than watch a football game in full.