This Tosh.0 show is pretty funny, I’ll give him a 65/72 virgins in heaven… If you like watching good youtube clips (and you damn well better since you’re on this blog and what not) well then, you’ll love watching this dude making love to himself on screen.

I caught this movie with the girl that I love because she ocassionally let’s me put a hot dog in her mouth. (a ballpark frank… you sick bastage).  Yeah so I’m a big fan of Paul Rudd, however his character in the movie is supposed to be laaaaaaaaame… and he succeeds all too well. However the interactions with him, and Jason Segel are quite hilarious. The first 45 minutes of this movie will get your daily laughter out, and the last 45 will make you fall in love with another dude. Totally worth seeing and gets 61/72 virgins in heaven.

My expectations for this hung lower than your mothers boobage…. and it did a wonderful job of living up to those expectations. NBC really should’ve pushed for Arsenio hall. The Robert Deniro Interview was excruciating… I’m fairly certain he would’ve rather have been on a talk show starring my memberas his microphone… Timberlake pretty much carried the second interview… and krykes, Van Morrisson is a hideous creature… lucky for him he’s talented and rich… and probably gets a ton of tail. I’m also fairly certain it’s the only reason Deniro showed up. “The Roots” the late night band were really talked up by Jimmy, and I’d have to say they lived up to the hype… anyway I’d give the entire show 30 out of 72 virgins in heaven… The Deniro “Interview” was damn near too painful to watch.

I remember sometime ago posting about about a racist remark in “The Godfather” because I thought it was funny… well I think the basis of this movie was for Clint Eastwood to call as many people as he could a racial slur… right to their dumb faces… Which in all honesty made this movie fairly humorous. Also, Clint lets out quite a few scowling and growling old man grunts. Now I friggin’ love Eastwood, and the fact that he can pretty much rock the tough guy role when he’s getting pretty close to being worm food is impressive… but some of the other casting in this movie wasn’t that great… Bee Vang got some props for his role in this movie but I truly think he should stick with math as he annoyed me in several spots of the movie. The movie kinda reminds me of “Dangerous Minds” except… this is enjoyable, and often pretty funny. I’d say it’s deserving of 54 of a possible 72 virgins in heaven.

Well, the title of the epsiode pretty much means that anybody who likes this site (nobody) is going to like this epsiode. It’s not so much about poop, as it is the mystery of the poop. I’ve been saying it for years… and this will reinforce the notion that: Poop is funny! 65 out of a possible 72 virgins in heaven.

Mostly because I’m not a creative person I have decided to start posting reviews of other “funny” shit and raping small kittens (so tight). Anyhow, being that the Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget was tonight I figured I may as well start with this turd. It certainly gave me a boner to see all these members of full house again… and I was thrilled to hear some half-assed famous person use the phrase “You got it dude” in a reference to raping an Olsen twin as I have been trying to bring back “you got it dude” for at lease a month or two now. Anyhow, the majority of this roast was pretty funny, although it’s highs were not quite as good as the roast of Flavor Flave… It’s lows weren’t quite as bad either, although, Norm Mcdonald should’ve had his dick put in to a pencil sharpener for his shitty performance. Anyhow this is definitely worth checking out if your channel surfing and it’s on. I’d give it 61 out of a possible 72 virgins in heaven. It would have scored higher if Stamos and that old bag would’ve fucked.

Edit: It turns out Norm’s jokes were all originally Bob Sagets. Which is kinda funny.