“The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. I have no wealth to bestow on him. If he knows that I am happy in loving him, he will want no other reward. Is not friendship divine in this?”- Henry David Thoreau
It’s finally here, and the guy on the cover is _____. (Hint: it Rhymes) Anyway, it appears that the view has been fixed… and you can play from the 2k view without the framerate looking like your trying to run this game on the original Xbox… so thats on major improvement. Other things within the game are slightly improved, notably there is a major difference between elite players, and guys like Jason Kidd, Al Jefferson, and Danny Granger… these guys are good but nowhere near the level of Wade, Lebron, or Dwight Howard… and the ratings finally reflect that. There are some gameplay fixes as well which really make this a complete basketball game.
On the flip side, the menu system is so bad it makes a ruptured nut seem terrific, and the absence of an Online Franchise (like Madden) is kind of a bummer.
Overall an awesome game, and scores 67 of 72 Virgins in Heaven.
My hopes for Amy Poehler’s Parks and Recreation were pretty high. I think I was hoping for something similar to Thirty Rock… Well, I cracked a smile a couple times… but this pretty much sucked. It did, however, prove that women still just aren’t very funny. Hopefully it get’s better after the pilot… if it makes it much longer I still think it has potential. The Pilot gets 37/72 Virgins in Heaven.
If you’re bored, check out the pilot. If you get too bored put it on mute and pretend to squeeze Rashida Jones’s baby feeders.
I’ve always said that comedys don’t have to be good, original, or even well thought out, as long as they’re funny. Well this movie, along with a lot of other recent comedies, really push(es) that idea. This movie is all over the place, but definitely will give some teenage boys some whacking material. It’s worth a watch for a couple of funny parts but only gets 44 out of 72 possible virgins in heaven.
Click the title to watch a video for “Skinny Love” Live.
So my girlfriend went to school with this dude. So, I really tried to like this music, but to me the most impressive thing is how this guy manages to sound like he got kicked in the nad’s for extended periods of time… with no apparent nad kicking going on at all… The song “Skinny Love” is actually starting to grow on me, like some sort of weird fungus… but seriously this guy should consider using his man voice more. 36 of 72 Virgins in Heaven. If you like the thought of getting kicked in the balls, you’ll probably like this music.
Well, the title of the epsiode pretty much means that anybody who likes this site (nobody) is going to like this epsiode. It’s not so much about poop, as it is the mystery of the poop. I’ve been saying it for years… and this will reinforce the notion that: Poop is funny! 65 out of a possible 72 virgins in heaven.
I’ve always thought the less I know about something before diving into it the better I will think it is. That being said I knew way too much about this book and had extremely high expectations going in. I was left with a very flaccid dick as I found out in this book that Steve Martin is not gay. I was definitely expecting more humor as I have read his fictional books and was thinking of Steve naked the whole time. The pictures in this book were not revealing at all. I want to have sex with Steve Martin…. but not Steve Martin the weird looking hippie. I’d give this book the finger…. right up Steve’s Ass. It earns 46 out of 72 virgins in heaven… all of which are apparently straight.
This is a severely underrated movie, I saw this movie several months ago but must say it sits in my memory like a sex doll that is yet to be fucked. Ryan Gosling (the pile of feces from “The Notebook”) Really brings the crazy in this one. He plays a delusional guy that falls in love with a sex doll. It’s funny, but I must admit to feeling a bit sad at times… even though this butt-nugget was in love with a sex doll…bizzarre and highly recommended 66 out of a possible 72 virgins in heaven.
I done saw this shit on Saturday and must say it fucking disappoints me…at least in the beginning . I think the average 15 year old pothead would think this was the greatest Goddamned thing since dry-humping your girlfriend until your chaffed dick starts bleeding. However, I thought the beginning of this movie was slow, and not really entertaining. That being said, when people started dying I started laughing my ass off. Maybe I’m just that twisted… because other people were laughing at the beginning, and not so much at the deaths… I guess it’s just kinda funny to see Seth Rogens fat ass beat up on people. Anyhow, I would say this is a pretty decent flick and give it 56 out of a possible 72 virgins in heaven.
October 6, 2009 | Posted by DuggBlitz 
Categories: Reviews | 
Tags: 2k View, blog, cover, Kobe Bryant, menu system, NBA2k10, Player ratings, reviews | 
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