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The Bitter Viking Fan

Eh, I’ll try not to get too carried away… because I’m relatively unaffected emotionally by this loss as I’ve been a Vikes fan for too many years for this to wound me. Personally I see it as the Vikes had ample opportunity to get a W and move on to the Superbowl, but the offense made one hell of a team effort to give (via turnovers) this one to the Saints.

That said, there were a couple bad calls in OT… the P.I. call was suspect at best, and the first down run by Pierre Thomas was a hell of a spot considering he fumbled… and this went unaccounted for on the spot. Again, I say the Vikes blew it… but if you’re super-bitter, and want to go with it, heres a link to help you justify a “fuck you” to the NFL.

http://ballsdeepsports.com/blog/?p=180 – all about how the sport is fixed.

And finally a haiku:

I cannot believe
That they roped me in again.
The f*cking Vikings.

The haiku is taken from: http://www.dailynorseman.com/ … if sports are you’re thang, than check out this link as SBnation has a ton of great sports blogs.

- This post is for you Johnny.

Top Reasons Why the Yankees Suck – No One Ever Liked the Yankees

6. Johnny Damon throws a baseball like a quadriplegic 7 year old girl whose had too much to drink.

5. Derek Jeter and A-Rod are getting married to each other on a mountaintop ceremony in which they will attempt to milk each other into a saucer.

4. They are the least profitable franchise in all of baseball.

3. Don Mattingly’s Sideburns are still out of control…. more so than my mothers rams ever were.

(Fwod – Rams: anytime my mom’s computer is broken, she thinks it has something to do with her rams (or Ram)

2. George Steinbrenner is going to die.

1. Joba Chamberlain’s real name isn’t Java the Hutt… also he could benefit from being a green blob of a creature.

FunnyBrew is annoyed… so listen up fuckers.

Click the article title or here to read what made my nipples grow hairs of fury in just minutes. Where do all of these sports columnists get off deciding when these grown fuckin’ men play Basketball? It’s not these governments that are “forcing” these NBA players to play in these games. The Players WANT to play. Last I checked the Argentinian government wasn’t a bunch of oppressive hate mongers. Whiny Ginobili wanted to friggen play, that’s why he was on the court. God forbid this little greasy bastage wanted to play for the love of the game. Anyhow, give it a rest ya sports columnist(s) who have a vadge where your schlong should be.

Oh God Yes

Okay, one more NBA thing only because I know every Minnesotan is pissing blood because they are so happy this fine summer day. Marko Jaric is no longer a member of the T’wolves!!!! Go tell it on a mountain! Some team was ignorant enough to pick up the 21 million left on his contract, not to mention the almost 10 mil on Antoine Walker’s for OJ Mayo? MN picks up the number 5 pick of the draft (Kevin Love) and probably the best U.S. born white player in the NBA (Mike Miller) …Memphis proves once again that they should never make a trade… this team will be terrible for sometime to come. This is seriously the best day in MN since Jesus rose from his grave… or buddha did whatever it is that buddha do. Jesus God I am so happy!

My best friends fuck toy…

And he used to be mine? I love KG, its too bad this wasn’t in MN. Congrats on finally doing something with your life. (winning the NBA finals)

Another NBA haiku (WOOHOO)

You wanna crown him? Then crown his ass!

Keving Garnett Haiku

Made Kobe come limp,
you giant Neanderthal chimp,
fucked Pau… Thanks and Wow