One of my co-workers is a 9th grade English teacher. She had her students write the characteristics of poor essays on the board. She took this picture of what her 5th hour came up with. Looks like she has her work cut out for her. I weep for the future.

Okay, so if you are one of those buttholios who thinks the swine flu is going to kill us all I want to ask… Does this pig really want to hurt you? he looks like a damned sweety to me… He can’t wait to turn into bacon, pork chops, and a Ballpark Frank. The swine [...]

There are such things as stupid questions, any person who tells you otherwise is lying. Teachers DO have favorite students and they actually hate a fair amount of the rest. Being a teacher’s pet does not make the teacher like you more. In fact it causes the complete opposite. Many teachers choose the profession because [...]

The Dumbest things I remember (at the moment) 5. Believing that the touching the heating controls in a car would cause would cause the vehicle to rollover. 4. Someone using Clearisil to brush their teeth in the morning. 3. Thinking that the tag line for Heman was “I am Tired” 2. A girl I dated [...]