Fun Quote from my dad: at a Timberwolves game years ago… *Points to the smallest cheerleader/dancer on the floor and looks at me all serious like* “You know what they call that Deej?” *I shake my head no* “They call that a spinner, cause you can plop them on your dick and just spin ‘em [...]

By Jeffrey As a few of you might have picked up from my last few articles , I am a dick. Being a dick may not seem like something you would like to strive for in life , the reason for this is because you are too fucking stupid to be a dick. Here are [...]

Here are the top five ways to shake that unwanted lover before Valentines Day. 5.) Buy a bunch of roses and make a trail of rose petals into your fist. 4.) Have sex with a family member of your unwanted lover… If he or she has no family, have sex with a member of your [...]

We’ve all heard of Eskimo kisses, well The Nose Kiss is an improvement to what’s been done for years. Alright, so here’s the process: Step one: Find an unsuspecting friend.Step two: Splash a small amount of liquid on your nose.Step three: Press you nose against said unsuspecting friend while making a kissing sound.Step four: Watch [...]