5.)  If you grow a wicked long hangnail you can maim someone with it. 4.) They make tasks that require precision much easier e.g. – using touchscreen phones, or picking your nose. 3.) You can get high of the shit you use to paint them. So what about the brain damage? 2.) All kinds of cool [...]

6. Johnny Damon throws a baseball like a quadriplegic 7 year old girl whose had too much to drink. 5. Derek Jeter and A-Rod are getting married to each other on a mountaintop ceremony in which they will attempt to milk each other into a saucer. 4. They are the least profitable franchise in all [...]