Oh really? You’re name is Dick Swett though? My dick would be sweating urine if I heard that name in real life!

Ick times infinity Shaq… at least pick a likeable Baldwin.

Maybe if the Ipad came before Hitler’s hatred for Jews we could’ve averted a World War. I’d like to say Hitler was an intolerant prick… but he was spot on regarding the Ipad.

I laughed… What the fuck is wrong with those kids? They wouldn’t know humor if it gave them a brain Hemorrhage.

This maybe the funniest Youtube video out there….I can’t believe it’s escaped me for this long… Enjoy!

Isn’t it funny how almost any religion is supposed to teach people about love, and caring… but typically A–holes like Brit Hume make it a steaming pile of turd for morons to sling at one another?


Here is Hume’s heartfelt turd he drops on the Buddhist religion…





Please Mr. Hume, keep you verbal turds to yourself… 

…Mystery solved, My A-hole smells like an A-hole.

Ick, this woman should go to the vet to be put under… with that face she could pass as a rat, right? Jesus, I hate this chick… go to permanent sleep.

 This is SNL spoofing one of my all time favorite scenes in a movie…

ABC:
 A – Always
 B – BE
C – Coddling

Typically this is where Brewer comes up about 3 feet shy of finishing… but here he actually completes it, and just embarrasses Derek Fisher.