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Show Me Your Nature Tits!


—-Fwod—-

Nature Tits – Nature that is so fuckin’ hot you want to rub your schlong in it… Or leave a massive snail trail on it.
<-----Here's an example picture... I've such a raging nature boner right now...This, this is what God motorboats.

Wiener Chase Fwod for Pecker… Manana

The ultimate weiner chase ending in a wicked nice hand job, awesome cumshot. I’ve received this indirectly through my fiancee’s mother.
FWOD—-
Manana – (banana but with an M) – A large penis.
Example sentence – Don and John are hung like pimples, but Adam has one helluva Manana. (goddamned Indians get all the glory)
Indian – stupid man’s term for Native American.

Oral Leakage is a Fwod for Verbal diarrhea…you get it from being stupid… Or frequent visits to Funny Brew. I thought about including a photo for this fwod, but some things are better left not pictured… I’d rather you just imagine a turd falling out of someones mouth rather than having to view it…. I mean wasn’t the poop hanging on the toilet gross enough?

Example sentence: Charles Barkley’s oral leakage was so intense that Dwayne Wade refused to kiss him… with the exception of his penis.

Motherfuckingcocksuckingsonofabitch

MFCSSOB: just a fancy abbreviation for motherfuckingcocksuckingsonofabitch… pronounced miffcsob, this word is especially useful in situations where you wouldn’t want to swear. For example: when you’re beating your child.